TEXTreme Adventure - puzzle game

TEXTreme Adventure is a free online flash game of the category puzzle games.

Ready for an extreme (text) adventure? I know I am! Prepare yourself for a TEXTreme Adventure! And puns. Lots of puns.
Inspired mostly by Homestar Runner's Thy Dungeonman games, and partly by the Legend of Zelda.

If you've never played a text adventure before, it's pretty simple. Your location is described to you, and you are given certain clues. Any words that are in ALL CAPS can be interacted with in the following ways (and maybe more, type «help» without quotes in the game for a partial list): You can LOOK at things, GET items, USE items, EQUIP equipment, check your INVENTORY, TALK to people, GO to places, and other such things. For example, the proper form for looking at something (without the quotes) is «look ______.» To combine two items, type (without quotes) «use ______ and ______.» A few commands can be abbreviated (try some out), and commands only work if they are lower case (and with no punctuation), so be wary. Try interacting with different objects multiple times, and in different ways. Explore, have fun, and prepare for a TEXTreme Adventure!

A context menu should be shown when right-clicking or, on touch devices, long-pressing in the game. This menu especially allows to play in full screen and control the volume.